“Quick! It’s an emergency! You just got an urgent call about a family emergency and had to rush to the airport with barely time to grab your wallet and your passport. But now, you’re stuck at the airport with nothing to read. What do you do??
And, no, you did NOT have time to grab your bookbag, or the book next to your bed. You were . . . grocery shopping when you got the call and have nothing with you but your wallet and your passport (which you fortuitously brought with you in case they asked for ID in the ethnic food aisle). This is hypothetical, remember…”
I would probably head to the nearest news stand. If they didn’t have a book that interested me, I’d buy a whole bunch of magazines. Or just one: Vanity Fair. Because it takes me forever to read Vanity Fair.